I don't have time for other people
Least of all you
I've got enough on my plate thank you very much
Look how in demand I am
See how precious my time is
My chocabloc diary
My colour-coded Outlook calendar
I wear my busy status as a badge of honour
It's a medal that I polish regularly
A measure of my self-worth
Or is it one-upmanship?
Keeping up with the Smiths and the Joneses
I'm busy doing nothing, sang Bing Crosby
Trying hard to find lots of things not to do
The ant pulling a guilt trip on the grasshopper
Perhaps it's a confession
An announcement to the world that I can't manage my time
Get busy living, said Red to Andy in Shawshank
Or get busy dying